About

Written by The One True b!X, a twelve-year resident of the Portland of Oregon born forty years ago in upstate New York.

A devout agnostic and misanthrope who aspires to be an at least passable rationalist, he believes that cynicism results only from first believing people are capable of better and then repeatedly being proven wrong.

He neither bikes nor dances nor dates nor drives nor drugs nor swims. He does, occasionally but with an increasing rarity, drink. Since the death of Myrln, he no longer smokes. He is a life-long resident of Red Sox Nation who, when not wearing his baseball cap, often can be spotted wearing a porkpie.

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If events were pictures and emotions were sounds, his memories would play as silent movies. In all likelihood, his hate is rising like a beautiful bird.

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In the imaginary world which exists nowhere outside of his own mind, he’s been tasked with making Not The Official Website Of Mutant Enemy official and establishing for it an active social networking presence. In his head, it’s pretty awesome.

Instead, he rests on the laurels of the respective successes of Portland Communique and Can’t Stop the Serenity, wondering why inspiration hasn’t struck again.

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times since September 12, 2009. In the event that Twitchy, Unreliable-Looking does not fulfill your minimum daily requirement of The One True b!X, check his Twitter feed.

To understand from whence comes the title and header graphic of this site, read Popping The Cherry, its inaugural post.